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by hipshot
Wed Jan 27, 2016 11:26 am
Forum: Lighter Side
Topic: Boyfriend
Replies: 0
Views: 1323

Boyfriend

A woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius. This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the ex...
by hipshot
Sun Oct 18, 2015 4:15 pm
Forum: Lighter Side
Topic: Texas State trooper
Replies: 0
Views: 1935

Texas State trooper

A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told t...
by hipshot
Wed May 13, 2015 4:48 pm
Forum: Lighter Side
Topic: hanging
Replies: 0
Views: 1178

hanging

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be get...
by hipshot
Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:39 am
Forum: Lighter Side
Topic: Parking ticket
Replies: 3
Views: 1000

Parking ticket

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He g...

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