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Re: Delete

Postby Pickwick » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:00 pm

A parish had a visiting Priest coming to say Sunday Mass, so the regular Priest thought, "Well, this guy is experienced so I think I'll just skip Mass and go hunting." So, sure enough, just before Mass he grabbed his rifle and slipped out to his car and took off. He's walking through the woods and, just around a curve in the trail, is the biggest grizzly he'd ever seen. The Priest is so scared he just drops his rifle and runs, with the bear right behind him. The Priest trips over a root and sprawls out with the bear close behind. Quickly, the Priest looks to Heaven and says, "Dear God, please let this be a Catholic bear."
Sure enough, when the he gets to the Priest, the bear drops to his knees, crosses himself and says, "Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts we are about to receive from thy bounty…"

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Re: Delete

Postby Tater » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:15 pm

A day without sunshine is like............night

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Postby Pickwick » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:37 pm

This dog is walking through the woods and sees a bunch of dogs standing in line. In fact, the line is so long he can't see the end of it. Since all the other dogs are in line, he gets in line behind the last one. He waits, and waits, and waits…finally, he nudges the dog ahead of him and says, "Well, ain't this a bitch." The other dog says, "It better be. I been standing in this line for 2 hours."

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Re: Delete

Postby Hand and Steel » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:36 am

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Postby Nathan » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:37 am

Cardboard. That will be all.
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Postby Hand and Steel » Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:46 am

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Postby Pickwick » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:34 pm

LGBT=Let's Get Bent Today.

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Postby Pickwick » Sat Mar 07, 2015 5:35 pm

Two queers, Harry and Larry, walk by a funeral parlor. Harry says to Larry, "Oh, Larry, would you like to step inside for a cold one?"

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Re: Delete

Postby Tater » Sun Mar 08, 2015 7:56 pm

What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Re: Delete

Postby Pickwick » Sun Mar 08, 2015 8:09 pm

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Goes home.

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Postby chris_t » Sun Mar 08, 2015 9:39 pm

European Heaven:

The English are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
The French are the lovers
The Italians are the cooks
and the whole thing is organized by the Swiss

European Hell:

The Germans are the police
The French are the mechanics
The Swiss are the lovers
The English are the cooks
and the whole thing is organized by the Italians

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Re: Delete

Postby Pickwick » Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:58 am

Know why they can't find a cure for AIDS? They can't find any lab rats that will butt-fuck.

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Postby Hand and Steel » Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:35 pm

The greatest, most talented musicians of our age - the Ten Masked Men. I'm still waiting for them to win a Grammy. :lol:







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Re: Delete

Postby yankeejib » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:58 am

For guitar players....

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Doing what others find impossible is genius,
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Postby hkguy » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:15 pm

since St Patrics day is around the corner ill drop this one..

did you meet the irish gay couple? ryan fitzpatrick and patrick fitzryan?
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Re: Delete

Postby Tater » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:34 pm

A fairy tail with a happy ending.

The boyfriend asked his longtime girlfriend for her hand in marrage.
The girlfriend said no.
The boyfriend lived happily ever after.

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Re: Delete

Postby Pickwick » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:42 pm

New junior executive decides to confide in his CEO, so he tells him that he and his wife just aren't getting it on. CEO says, well, son after all these years I've been married, my wife and I decided to have oral sex once a day after dinner. Would you like to come over and see how we do that? Well, the junior wants to impress his CEO and, although he thinks it is weird, he agrees to go. So, he goes and has a great dinner with the CEO and his wife, and after dinner the CEO says, "Well, are you ready to watch us have oral sex?" The guy says, "Well, yeah, I guess so." The CEO looks at his wife and says, "Fuck you."
She looks back and says "Fuck you, too."

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Re: Delete

Postby yankeejib » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:25 am

New motor? Check. New drivetrain? Check. Beefy suspension? Check. Fat wheels? Check. Same frame? Bad choice.

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Re: Delete

Postby Hand and Steel » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:38 pm

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Re: Delete

Postby Pickwick » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:23 pm

This guy and his girl were getting it on in the car. She's all hot and bothered and says to him, "Ooooh, kiss me somewhere nasty." So, he drove her too New Jersey. :D

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Postby Hand and Steel » Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:18 pm

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Postby hkguy » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:33 pm

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