I dunno about you, but around here lately, there simply cannot be any more hysteria over clowns. There have been clowns rob people over on the right coast. There have been clowns assault dumbasses chasing Pokemen in the park. There have been clowns groping women. There have been clowns in cars "assaulting" pedestrians. There have been clowns sighted at schools. There have been clowns with Twitter accounts threaten schools. My school district came out today with a formal "clown" policy regarding costumes, or unofficial "clowns" on campus which they 1)emailed to everyone, 2)provided a hard copy that had to be signed for, 3)reverse 911'd every parent, student, and employee in the district (450K phone calls).
Are you

ting me? My official policy (correct me if I'm wrong), is anyone in a mask or costume that approaches me and doesn't heed my "STOP RIGHT THERE" is a threat and subject to facing the business end of my personnel defense mechanisms. I just wish I could get a Clown Sticker for my hunting license so I could field dress him in anticipation of a trophy mount.
Clowns? What's next?