Tell us a joke

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Pickwick
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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Pickwick » Fri May 08, 2015 4:48 pm

You mean they have an annual convention?

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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Hand and Steel » Sat May 09, 2015 12:26 pm

What do you get if you leave a Glock in a hot car?



A congealed weapon. :lol:
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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Pickwick » Sat May 09, 2015 3:26 pm

Oh, damn…I thought you were going to say a smelly pile of plastic shit…sorry...

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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Pickwick » Tue May 12, 2015 3:58 pm

The Devil appears to a lawyer and says, "How would you like to win every case you ever present and be the author of significant legal documents that lead you to membership on the Supreme Court?"
The lawyer says, "Hell yes, what do I have to do?"
Devil says, "All you have to do is sell me the souls of your wife and children."
Lawyer gets quiet and thinks for a minute, then looks at the Devil and says, "Ok, what's the catch?"

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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Pickwick » Tue May 26, 2015 5:27 am

This guy calls the police dispatcher and says, "There's a bunch of niggers loading guns in the trunk of a car on my street." The dispatcher replies, "Sir, please do not use racist language like that." The guy says, "Man, I'm telling you there's a bunch of mean looking niggers …" The dispatcher interrupts and says, "Sir, I'm going to ask you not to use that language…just give me the tag number." Guy says," Well, it's letters not numbers." Dispatcher says, "Well, then, just spell the letters out." Guy starts, "Let's see, C-O-P K-I-L-L-E-R…: Dispatcher says, "Which way did you say those fucking niggers were headed…"

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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby yankeejib » Tue May 26, 2015 5:54 pm

Polite golf applause to Pickwick. Not very often I hear a lawyer joke I can use on my lawyer friends. I can't share the other one with my enwurd friends.
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Re: Tell us a joke

Postby Pickwick » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:13 am

Do you guys know how you get hearing aids? From listening to assholes.


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