Little Old Lady

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Little Old Lady

Postby lazyh » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:15 pm

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, and stuttering, she asks the sales clerk, "D,d,doo you have d,d,dill,dos?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks, "D,d,d,doo y,you carry a p,pink one, t,ten inches long and a,about two inches thick...a,and r,runs on ba,batteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks, "‘D,do you know how t,too turn the son of a b,bitch off?"

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